Dangerously Monkey: December 2009

Monday, December 28, 2009

Amy Winehouse named Artest of the year

Yes its true.....or is it?
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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Tweet from: @Fozziebare

From: @Fozziebare
Sent: Dec 26, 2009 12:05p

Sometimes I wonder if Dolly Parton knows how awesome she is. Then I realize, yea. She does. She totally does.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/Fozziebare/status/7067759114
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Tweet from: @CitizenKurt

From: @CitizenKurt
Sent: Dec 26, 2009 12:06p

when u respect yourself, someone elses disrespectful behavior will not be about you, it will be about them

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/CitizenKurt/status/7067780874
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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Tweet from: @eliroth

From: @eliroth
Sent: Dec 19, 2009 12:25p

Overheard @ dinner last night... ANGRY COLLEGE GIRL: "Megan Fox is so dumb! She's, like, a total disgracement to women!"

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/eliroth/status/6837228270
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Tweet from: @StevieFierce

From: @StevieFierce
Sent: Dec 19, 2009 11:23a

I can't wait for Christmas morning, i'm rollerskating around the house in my spidey briefs now damnit!

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/StevieFierce/status/6835676708
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Tweet from: @coleescola

From: @coleescola
Sent: Dec 19, 2009 10:16a

Wish I could have lunch with Angela Lansbury.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/coleescola/status/6833965506
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Tweet from: @HunxandhisPunx

From: @HunxandhisPunx
Sent: Dec 19, 2009 1:08a

It's weird to meet with real vampires I kinda think they are staking their territory ------- MOI

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/HunxandhisPunx/status/6824082599
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Friday, December 18, 2009

Tweet from: @coleescola

From: @coleescola
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 11:18p

I decided that instead of making out with a guy I wanted to go to the deli for a burrito, nachos, and a candy bar. #IamAmerica

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/coleescola/status/6822234594
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Tweet from: @WhitneyCummings

From: @WhitneyCummings
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 10:57p

First rule of fight club: do not join the mickey mouse club.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/6821810600
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Tweet from: @coleescola

From: @coleescola
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 10:18p

Is it worth going back out just to find someone to make out with? Where's Norah Ephron when you need her!!!!

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/coleescola/status/6820973029
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Tweet from: @One_Bloody_Poet

From: @One_Bloody_Poet
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 9:31p

People are surprised that "Avatar" lacked story? People are so funny.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/One_Bloody_Poet/status/6819888872
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Tweet from: @coleescola

From: @coleescola
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 9:02p

Walking through the park, just passed a guy who looked like Jesus selling drugs to a guy who looked like whiskey.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/coleescola/status/6819178743
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Tweet from: @PaganVixen

From: @PaganVixen
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:58p

I am going to sneak into the kitchen and use baking cookies as a ploy to avoid adorable little puppy movies. ::shudder::

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/PaganVixen/status/6819056055
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Tweet from: @HunxandhisPunx

From: @HunxandhisPunx
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:34p

OMG PAINTING MY NAILS BLACK TO " SEND ME AN ANGEL" PET SHOP BOYS I AM SUCH A FAGGGGGGG

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/HunxandhisPunx/status/6818451985
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Tweet from: @alanpereira

From: @alanpereira
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:23p

I have nothing to offer but sex. And this lovely basket of cookies. Nice....

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/alanpereira/status/6818184784
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Tweet from: @theteganandsara

From: @theteganandsara
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:04p

"tegan, mom just referred to her deck display as a "christmas cornucopia. its some grey gardens shit over here". - skq to trq moments ago.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/theteganandsara/status/6817678361
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Tweet from: @egheitasean

From: @egheitasean
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:00p

Watching "Freaks" (1932)... One of us! One of us! One of us! #fb

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/egheitasean/status/6817575141
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Tweet from: @AlecMapa

From: @AlecMapa
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:49p

Never ask Does this Make me look fat ?Or , Do I Smell?Trust me on this one.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/AlecMapa/status/6817308366
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Tweet from: @CitizenKurt

From: @CitizenKurt
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:45p

Life is short eat dessert first.. Damn, I forgot about that.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/CitizenKurt/status/6817178828
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Tweet from: @Mykale007

From: @Mykale007
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:37p

I wanna be like AT&T and reach out and touch someone!!!! ;-)

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/Mykale007/status/6816980239
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Tweet from: @wolfman1360

From: @wolfman1360
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:25p

If I did snuggle with someone, I'd be sad I couldn't look deep into their eyes to see the expression in them. #justsayin

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/wolfman1360/status/6816660275
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Tweet from: @Ae_Boytoy

From: @Ae_Boytoy
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:15p

Sometimes fantasy is better then reality. Too true

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/Ae_Boytoy/status/6816395149
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Tweet from: @BearBKK

From: @BearBKK
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:11p

Perfect gift for all dogs this Xmas: the @QueerMunky chew toy.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/BearBKK/status/6816297254
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Tweet from: @Mykale007

From: @Mykale007
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:00p

I'm NOT gay.......I'm just heterosexually challenged!!!!! lmfao

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/Mykale007/status/6816000099
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Tweet from: @Dykadellic

From: @Dykadellic
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 12:49p

Monkey's are the best animals in the world.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/Dykadellic/status/6806353592
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Tweet from: @AlecMapa

From: @AlecMapa
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:44a

Lady GaGa is just like you and I . She puts on her mirror ball hula hoop pants one leg at a time.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/AlecMapa/status/6799532751
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Tweet from: @eastvillageboys

From: @eastvillageboys
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:23a

Funny how some people consider "cocksucker" an insult. Weird.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/eastvillageboys/status/6797229394
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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Tweet from: @CitizenKurt

From: @CitizenKurt
Sent: Dec 17, 2009 5:01p

RT @jasunhicks: Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury. - unknown

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/CitizenKurt/status/6779009022
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Tweet from: @tophersterling

From: @tophersterling
Sent: Dec 17, 2009 5:02p

I wanna taste the rainbow!!! :-9

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/tophersterling/status/6779032994
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Tweet from: @GaryJBusey

From: @GaryJBusey
Sent: Dec 17, 2009 12:55p

Interventions would be a lot more fun if they had an open bar.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/GaryJBusey/status/6772533613
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tweet from: @SklarBrothers

From: @SklarBrothers
Sent: Dec 17, 2009 12:05a

Getting into a relationship with Michael Lohan is like getting into a car with Lindsey. At some point your life will be threatened.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/SklarBrothers/status/6757410443
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Tweet from: @CitizenKurt

From: @CitizenKurt
Sent: Dec 16, 2009 5:52p

Im a virus, & right now as you read this i am having sex with your mind & you are enjoying it, i know this because you are smiling right now

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/CitizenKurt/status/6748282871
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Monday, December 14, 2009

Tweet from: @preciousweapons

From: @preciousweapons
Sent: Dec 14, 2009 10:23p

http://twitpic.com/tl2g9 - Sometimes I just take a pic of myself to see if I need a touch up before going to watch GaGa.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/preciousweapons/status/6687209268
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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Tweet from: @darthvader

From: @darthvader
Sent: Dec 12, 2009 11:55a

Funny thing about that deal I made with Calrissian... it was never notarized.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/darthvader/status/6606239724
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Friday, December 11, 2009

Tweet from: @LoniLove

From: @LoniLove
Sent: Dec 11, 2009 5:51p

Tiger Woods is taking a break from golf...it didn't take a 9 iron to beat him..it took 9 women...

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/LoniLove/status/6584713576
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tweet from: @MichaelParisi

From: @MichaelParisi
Sent: Dec 9, 2009 3:01p

When life gets tough, just remember: You were the strongest sperm!!

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/MichaelParisi/status/6510092837
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Thursday, December 3, 2009

VIDEO: Why Amanda Palmer Rocks!

So Punk-Cabaret musician Amanda Palmer has kidnapped my attention once again with 3 videos recently posted on her you tube channel. You can view more videos at www.youtube.com/amandapalmer or follow her exploits on www.twitter.com/AmandaPalmer but for now enjoy these three videos: