Monday, December 28, 2009

Amy Winehouse named Artest of the year

Yes its true.....or is it?
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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Tweet from: @Fozziebare

From: @Fozziebare
Sent: Dec 26, 2009 12:05p

Sometimes I wonder if Dolly Parton knows how awesome she is. Then I realize, yea. She does. She totally does.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/Fozziebare/status/7067759114
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Tweet from: @CitizenKurt

From: @CitizenKurt
Sent: Dec 26, 2009 12:06p

when u respect yourself, someone elses disrespectful behavior will not be about you, it will be about them

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/CitizenKurt/status/7067780874
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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Tweet from: @eliroth

From: @eliroth
Sent: Dec 19, 2009 12:25p

Overheard @ dinner last night... ANGRY COLLEGE GIRL: "Megan Fox is so dumb! She's, like, a total disgracement to women!"

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/eliroth/status/6837228270
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Tweet from: @StevieFierce

From: @StevieFierce
Sent: Dec 19, 2009 11:23a

I can't wait for Christmas morning, i'm rollerskating around the house in my spidey briefs now damnit!

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/StevieFierce/status/6835676708
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Tweet from: @coleescola

From: @coleescola
Sent: Dec 19, 2009 10:16a

Wish I could have lunch with Angela Lansbury.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/coleescola/status/6833965506
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Tweet from: @HunxandhisPunx

From: @HunxandhisPunx
Sent: Dec 19, 2009 1:08a

It's weird to meet with real vampires I kinda think they are staking their territory ------- MOI

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/HunxandhisPunx/status/6824082599
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Friday, December 18, 2009

Tweet from: @coleescola

From: @coleescola
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 11:18p

I decided that instead of making out with a guy I wanted to go to the deli for a burrito, nachos, and a candy bar. #IamAmerica

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/coleescola/status/6822234594
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Tweet from: @WhitneyCummings

From: @WhitneyCummings
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 10:57p

First rule of fight club: do not join the mickey mouse club.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/6821810600
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Tweet from: @coleescola

From: @coleescola
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 10:18p

Is it worth going back out just to find someone to make out with? Where's Norah Ephron when you need her!!!!

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/coleescola/status/6820973029
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Tweet from: @One_Bloody_Poet

From: @One_Bloody_Poet
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 9:31p

People are surprised that "Avatar" lacked story? People are so funny.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/One_Bloody_Poet/status/6819888872
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Tweet from: @coleescola

From: @coleescola
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 9:02p

Walking through the park, just passed a guy who looked like Jesus selling drugs to a guy who looked like whiskey.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/coleescola/status/6819178743
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Tweet from: @PaganVixen

From: @PaganVixen
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:58p

I am going to sneak into the kitchen and use baking cookies as a ploy to avoid adorable little puppy movies. ::shudder::

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/PaganVixen/status/6819056055
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Tweet from: @HunxandhisPunx

From: @HunxandhisPunx
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:34p

OMG PAINTING MY NAILS BLACK TO " SEND ME AN ANGEL" PET SHOP BOYS I AM SUCH A FAGGGGGGG

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/HunxandhisPunx/status/6818451985
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Tweet from: @alanpereira

From: @alanpereira
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:23p

I have nothing to offer but sex. And this lovely basket of cookies. Nice....

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/alanpereira/status/6818184784
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Tweet from: @theteganandsara

From: @theteganandsara
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:04p

"tegan, mom just referred to her deck display as a "christmas cornucopia. its some grey gardens shit over here". - skq to trq moments ago.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/theteganandsara/status/6817678361
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Tweet from: @egheitasean

From: @egheitasean
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:00p

Watching "Freaks" (1932)... One of us! One of us! One of us! #fb

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/egheitasean/status/6817575141
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Tweet from: @AlecMapa

From: @AlecMapa
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:49p

Never ask Does this Make me look fat ?Or , Do I Smell?Trust me on this one.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/AlecMapa/status/6817308366
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Tweet from: @CitizenKurt

From: @CitizenKurt
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:45p

Life is short eat dessert first.. Damn, I forgot about that.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/CitizenKurt/status/6817178828
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Tweet from: @Mykale007

From: @Mykale007
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:37p

I wanna be like AT&T and reach out and touch someone!!!! ;-)

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/Mykale007/status/6816980239
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Tweet from: @wolfman1360

From: @wolfman1360
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:25p

If I did snuggle with someone, I'd be sad I couldn't look deep into their eyes to see the expression in them. #justsayin

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/wolfman1360/status/6816660275
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Tweet from: @Ae_Boytoy

From: @Ae_Boytoy
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:15p

Sometimes fantasy is better then reality. Too true

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/Ae_Boytoy/status/6816395149
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Tweet from: @BearBKK

From: @BearBKK
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:11p

Perfect gift for all dogs this Xmas: the @QueerMunky chew toy.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/BearBKK/status/6816297254
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Tweet from: @Mykale007

From: @Mykale007
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:00p

I'm NOT gay.......I'm just heterosexually challenged!!!!! lmfao

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/Mykale007/status/6816000099
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Tweet from: @Dykadellic

From: @Dykadellic
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 12:49p

Monkey's are the best animals in the world.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/Dykadellic/status/6806353592
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Tweet from: @AlecMapa

From: @AlecMapa
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 8:44a

Lady GaGa is just like you and I . She puts on her mirror ball hula hoop pants one leg at a time.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/AlecMapa/status/6799532751
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Tweet from: @eastvillageboys

From: @eastvillageboys
Sent: Dec 18, 2009 7:23a

Funny how some people consider "cocksucker" an insult. Weird.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/eastvillageboys/status/6797229394
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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Tweet from: @CitizenKurt

From: @CitizenKurt
Sent: Dec 17, 2009 5:01p

RT @jasunhicks: Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury. - unknown

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/CitizenKurt/status/6779009022
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Tweet from: @tophersterling

From: @tophersterling
Sent: Dec 17, 2009 5:02p

I wanna taste the rainbow!!! :-9

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/tophersterling/status/6779032994
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Tweet from: @GaryJBusey

From: @GaryJBusey
Sent: Dec 17, 2009 12:55p

Interventions would be a lot more fun if they had an open bar.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/GaryJBusey/status/6772533613
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tweet from: @SklarBrothers

From: @SklarBrothers
Sent: Dec 17, 2009 12:05a

Getting into a relationship with Michael Lohan is like getting into a car with Lindsey. At some point your life will be threatened.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/SklarBrothers/status/6757410443
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Tweet from: @CitizenKurt

From: @CitizenKurt
Sent: Dec 16, 2009 5:52p

Im a virus, & right now as you read this i am having sex with your mind & you are enjoying it, i know this because you are smiling right now

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/CitizenKurt/status/6748282871
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Monday, December 14, 2009

Tweet from: @preciousweapons

From: @preciousweapons
Sent: Dec 14, 2009 10:23p

http://twitpic.com/tl2g9 - Sometimes I just take a pic of myself to see if I need a touch up before going to watch GaGa.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/preciousweapons/status/6687209268
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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Tweet from: @darthvader

From: @darthvader
Sent: Dec 12, 2009 11:55a

Funny thing about that deal I made with Calrissian... it was never notarized.

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/darthvader/status/6606239724
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Friday, December 11, 2009

Tweet from: @LoniLove

From: @LoniLove
Sent: Dec 11, 2009 5:51p

Tiger Woods is taking a break from golf...it didn't take a 9 iron to beat him..it took 9 women...

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/LoniLove/status/6584713576
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tweet from: @MichaelParisi

From: @MichaelParisi
Sent: Dec 9, 2009 3:01p

When life gets tough, just remember: You were the strongest sperm!!

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On Twitter: http://twitter.com/MichaelParisi/status/6510092837
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Thursday, December 3, 2009

VIDEO: Why Amanda Palmer Rocks!

So Punk-Cabaret musician Amanda Palmer has kidnapped my attention once again with 3 videos recently posted on her you tube channel. You can view more videos at www.youtube.com/amandapalmer or follow her exploits on www.twitter.com/AmandaPalmer but for now enjoy these three videos:





Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?

So hard. Either New Orleans, New York City, or spend some time in SF.

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What would your perfect day look like?

Either getting lost in San Francisco or a picnic in the red woods. Or maybe a day at the beach sunning and lounging. all seem very nice!

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If you had to give up one favorite food, what would the most difficult?

i think McDonalds french fries. Micky D's is very gross but i can never really get over their fries! so yummy! as long as they dont over salt them

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